Peter’s Recession Joke

Was this guy in garage where work today and he had few recession joke heres what can remember.

“Have you heard that poundstretcher has bought marks and Spencer’s and are renaming it stretch marks”

“A husband and wife are going shopping in Tescos and husband puts crate of stelle into the trolley. The wife asks what are you doing ? We are in a recession
I’m buying some Stella its on offer 20 cans for ten pounds.Wife tells him take it out.
They go around doing there shopping and wife gets her face cream and husband ask what are you doing.
Buying my face cream to make me look beautiful said the wife
Husbands says its 20 pounds you’ll look beautiful after 20 cans of Stella and there only half the price”

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